“All Cheerleaders Die (2013)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror
August 23, 2014
You'd think a lesbian themed horror flick wouldn't suck so much dick!
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“Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2010)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror February 24, 2014"Attack of the Vegan Zombies" is as strange as it sounds. It never ceases in delivering daft ideas and is surprisingly well made, despite the low budget. It's just a shame that the flick sabotages itself by trying too hard to be funny, when it was only funny when it was trying to be serious. -
“The Legend of Hercules (2014)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror January 12, 2014It has been two weeks into 2014 and "The Legend of Hercules" has already secured a spot on my 'Worst Films of 2014' list. It's atrocious, but the good news is that Scott Adkins stole the show. Maybe this could lead to Hollywood giving him a push? -
“The Sorcerer and the White Snake (2011)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror June 19, 2013“The Sorcerer and the White Snake” is safe, fluffy, conventional and thoroughly forgettable. Although granted, the script practically drowns under the copious amount of (bad) CGI, so the brain-dead script is the least of this films problems. -
“Uninvited (1988)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror May 31, 2013When I read the premise, I immediately became intrigued. A monster-kitty starts eating criminals on a yacht? Hell yeah! Of course, any film buff knows that the cooler the premise, the stupider the movie. Did "Uninvited" fall victim to this? Yes, but it's FREAKING AWESOME for it. Okay, maybe I'm getting a little too excited. It's not 'freaking awesome' as much as it's 'freaking tolerable' because of the badness. -
“Smiley (2012)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror May 26, 2013"Smiley" isn't JUST a conventionally bad movie. It's a conventionally bad movie that thinks it's good. -
“BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror May 8, 2013Where do I even begin with what “BloodRayne 3” does wrong? I mean, it’s hard to present an organized review when the subject in question does EVERYTHING badly. -
“Stag Night (2008)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror April 23, 2013“Stag Night” represents everything wrong with modern day horror. But do you know what’s even worse than being a shitty horror flick? It's being a shitty horror flick that has little-to-no excuse as to why it’s shitty. -
“Redemption: Kickboxer 5 (1995)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror April 1, 2013I have to admit that part of me wants to be somewhat forgiving towards "Kickboxer 5" for at least being an awful action movie, instead of an awful character drama (like "Kickboxer 2"). But here's the thing. While "Kickboxer 2" may have failed in the areas that mattered, at least it wasn't a disaster in every aspect of film-making. "Kickboxer 5" fails on ALL levels. It says something when the highlight of your film is Mark Dacascos calling the villain a 'butt face'. -
My Least Favorite Movies of 2012 (video).
Posted by MartialHorror February 7, 2013MartialHorror discusses his least favorite movies of 2012.