“The Accidental Spy (2001)” movie review.
“Dragon (2011)” movie review.
“Outpost (2007)” movie review.
“Dread (2009)” movie review.
“BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)” movie review.
“Iron Man 3 (2013)” movie review.
Review Memoirs: “Cover Art Fail!”.
“Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (2011)” movie review.
Critiquing the Critics: “Schmoes Know” review.
“Stag Night (2008)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 22, 2013
Now that I’ve viewed “The Accidental Spy” again, I’m pretty sure history will repeat itself. A few years from now, I’ll only remember my disappointment and those gay, Turkish Gangsters trying to get a peek at Jackie’s wang. Why? Because everything else in “The Accidental Spy” is just kind of dull…
Posted by MartialHorror
May 17, 2013
"Dragon" is the result of what happens if you blend kung fu, a character drama, a police procedural and acupuncture in a single bowl of awesomeness, and then serve it with fine wine and ice cream. The end result? I orgasm all over this meal, ruining it for everyone. Er, wait...Um, I'm going to move on now.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 14, 2013
Allegedly, we were supposed to see more of the Nazi-Ghosts, but the lack of money meant substandard make-up. So they wisely kept the villains in the shadows, which is always a better idea. Then when we do get a good, hard look at these monsters, the make-up can be a little more frightening. I suspect that if "Outpost" had more money to work with, it wouldn't have been as effective.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 10, 2013
Much to my surprise, “Dread” was more about the victims themselves than it was about them being victimized. Believe it or not, that doesn't automatically cement "Dread" as a success, but you've got to respect the effort.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 8, 2013
Where do I even begin with what “BloodRayne 3” does wrong? I mean, it’s hard to present an organized review when the subject in question does EVERYTHING badly.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 5, 2013
I'm not saying "Iron Man 3" isn't good, it's just that I expected more from it.
Posted by MartialHorror
May 3, 2013
MartialHorror discusses his review of "Cover Art Fail".
Posted by MartialHorror
April 30, 2013
“Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai” is a very slow paced film, which isn’t a criticism as much as it’s a warning. But at least it was well made. There’s very little I can criticize about it objectively. However, I’ve come back to my original issue. Is it good because “Harakiri (1962)” was good? Or should it be derided because it coasts off the quality of “Harakiri (1962)”’? I almost want to say both.
Posted by MartialHorror
April 26, 2013
Werewoman? There Woman!
Posted by MartialHorror
April 23, 2013
“Stag Night” represents everything wrong with modern day horror. But do you know what’s even worse than being a shitty horror flick? It's being a shitty horror flick that has little-to-no excuse as to why it’s shitty.