Romance

“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ August 14, 2016

Yet despite "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" embodying everything I love about surreal filmmaking, it...sucks...It really, really sucks...embodying everything I also hate about surreal filmmaking.
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“The Howling: Reborn (2011)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 14, 2016

"The Howling Reborn"- which attempted to cash-in on the "Twilight" craze- tries to be for everyone and yet it ultimately ends up being for no one, except maybe those cinematic masochists who wish to endure the entirety of the Howling franchise...like me...and you know what? I'm not even sure if this is for us because "The Howling Reborn" isn't even bad enough to satisfy my self destructive cravings.
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“Crimson Peak (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 18, 2015

"Crimson Peak" might be wearing a very attractive dress, but it's only to distract you from how ordinary it is...
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MartialHorror reviews David Cronenberg!

Posted by MartialHorror
/ June 21, 2015

MartialHorror releases his mini-reviews of various David Cronenberg flicks- "The Fly", "Scanners", "Videodrome" and "Dead Zone".
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“Kiss of the Damned (2012)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ November 9, 2013

The problem with “Kiss of the Damned” is it aims to please the arthouse crowd, but it’s not good enough to really be considered a high brow film. Still, as far as erotic vampire films go, it was pretty erotic…You'll either like or loathe it. I'm still not sure what I feel myself.
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“The Wolverine (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ July 28, 2013

"The Wolverine" took our awesome hero, who claws ass and causes all sorts of mayhem, and then puts him in a... soap opera?! THE FUCK!? I'm so baffled that I forgot to censor myself!
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“The Sorcerer and the White Snake (2011)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ June 19, 2013

“The Sorcerer and the White Snake” is safe, fluffy, conventional and thoroughly forgettable. Although granted, the script practically drowns under the copious amount of (bad) CGI, so the brain-dead script is the least of this films problems.
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“Jade Warrior (2006)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ December 23, 2012

“Jade Warrior” is one of those features that showcases a lot of talent. The screen-writer, director, cinematographer and actors all impressed me greatly. But as a whole, it just failed to come together.
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“Fire Down Below (1997)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 3, 2012

"Fire Down Below" was a return to epic fail for Seagal, grossing only $16,000,000 of its $60,000,000 budget. But is "Fire Down Below" a bad action film? Not at all. It's a mediocre chick flick. Wait, WHAT?!
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“Legendary Assassin (2008)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ June 18, 2012

When a fight scene happens, it's less about the choreography and more about how sexy he (Jacky Wu) is when he throws a punch. It's totally an ego trip, albeit a harmless one. The truth is, Jacky Wu is really cool in this movie. It's just too bad the film nearly fails at everything else.
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