1. “Demonic Toys (1992)” movie review.

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    "Demonic Toys" turned out to be surprisingly entertaining, offering all of the over-the-top gore, cheese and weirdness that I wanted out of the more popular "Puppet Master". However, I can already feel it dissipating from my memory and I noticed that the titular demonic toys became increasingly irrelevant as the narrative progresses.
  2. “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991)” movie review.

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    "Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge" showcases Blade, Leech Woman, Jester and the other demonic puppets inflicting brutal punishment on deplorable Nazi's and the filmmakers are clearly having a blast with the concept. Demonic Puppets Vs Nazi's!!! Puppets terrorizing Nazi's!!! All I have to do is repeat the same thing over and over again, which is enough to sum up my feelings towards this film.
  3. “Black Lion (1992)” movie review.

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    "Black Lion" seems to have been intended to be a pilot for some sort of series, as it doesn't explain anything, but the ending promises that all will be revealed in 'time'...except that 'in time' never happened. Yet the only reason anyone should be watching this is for the gore and unintentional hilarity- and "Black Lion" gives us lots of both.
  4. “Zombie (1979)” movie review.

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    "Zombie" did the impossible: Make its titular monster kind of scary. Their nasty appearances and the grotesque ways they'd kill people got under my skin. It also just happens to be a really cool movie, delivering a memorable atmosphere, endearing score, awesome gore effects and my beloved 'zombie vs shark' sequence.
  5. “Saw IV (2007)” movie review.

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    "Saw IV" is reasonably entertaining if you just want to see people die in cruel ways, but by now everything that made the previous entries unique has become clichéd and this movie doesn't want to take any risks...
  6. “Hostel: Part II (2007)” movie review.

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    "Hostel 2" feels like Eli Roth was only interested in the project for the money, as it lacks the hyperactive enthusiasm which accompanies even his worst films. So he played it safe, creating a harmless torture porn flick...and yes, I know how odd that sounds...But it has an effortless pace, a consistent tone and characters who aren't as likely to piss you off. It might not be as memorable as its predecessor, but it's also less likely to get on your nerves.
  7. “Wilderness (2006)” movie review.

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    "Wilderness" is actually a slasher/ survival thriller hybrid with plenty of action. It offers nothing I haven't seen before, except maybe its adoration of asshole characters, but it's packaged nicely in a briskly paced, gory, thrill ride. That is enough to satisfy my questionable tastes.
  8. “The Prowler (1981)” movie review.

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    “The Prowler” is at its core, just another slasher flick from the 80’s. Fans of the genre will embrace the awesome gore effects, while detractors will condemn the nonsensical plot. If anything stands out, it’s that this example is more violent AND more nonsensical than the average slasher.