COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER- “Tremors (1990-2020)”.
Posted by MartialHorror
October 22, 2020
MartialHorror reviews the "Tremors (1990-2018)" franchise!
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“Jaws in Japan (2009)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror December 20, 2017If I ever compile a list of the 'Top 10 Worst Movies of all Time", "Jaws in Japan" (AKA: "Psycho Shark") will have a spot reserved for it. -
“The Blair Witch Project (1999)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror September 22, 2016"The Blair Witch Project" is perhaps the definite example of fear being subjective, because if it doesn't frighten you, it will bore and annoy you...As it once did me... -
“Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror August 8, 2016"Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid" is too cheap to take seriously, yet not cheap enough to become a farce. It's shockingly...dull... -
“The Shallows (2016)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror July 2, 2016"The Shallows" seems to be an attempt to forge a marriage between critic friendly drama ("Open Water"?) and plebeian friendly entertainment ("Shark Night"?), although the relationship ends up being somewhat turbulent, if passionate. -
“Anaconda (1997)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror June 1, 2016"Anaconda" is OK- neither inspiring the love I felt for it as a kid, nor the disdain I'm supposed to have for it as an adult. -
The Top 8 Movies of 2015 that will bear the children of MartialHorror
Posted by MartialHorror January 5, 2016What were MartialHorror's favorite films of 2015? And can his writings get any weirder? -
“Jurassic World (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror June 14, 2015"Jurassic World" isn't bad and can be enjoyed as long as you aren't expecting anything exceptional. I was expecting something exceptional... -
“Jaws (1975)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror June 3, 2015"Jaws" is my favorite movie of all time. -
“Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror January 30, 2015I'm not sure what caused me to suddenly turn around and embrace the awfulness of "Jersey Shore Shark Attack". Perhaps my mind had finally snapped, but for whatever reason, I started to laugh.