COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER — “DragonHeart (1996-2020)”
Posted by MartialHorror
April 3, 2020
MartialHorror reviews the "DragonHeart" film series!
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“Re-cycle (2006)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror January 13, 2016"Re-cycle" is the Pang Brothers' ("The Eye", "Bangkok Dangerous") Magnum Opus, highlighting their strengths and weaknesses so definitively that I almost feel like by reviewing this, I'm reviewing everything else they've done. -
“Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith (2005)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror October 11, 2015"Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith" only seems like a good film because it followed two significantly crappier films, but I was willing to join the dark side of the review and accept it as the only worthy prequel. -
“Attack on Titan: Part 1 (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror October 4, 2015"Attack on Titan: Part 1" won't likely satisfy anyone, as it's a weak adaptation, a weak standalone film and doesn't excel in the action or horror departments. But it's not unwatchable either and can even be enjoyable with the right crowd. -
“Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace (1999)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror August 12, 2015If "Star Wars: Episode 1- The Phantom Menace" isn't as bad as everyone says it is, that's only because it is worse. Far...far...worse... -
“Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’ (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror August 6, 2015"Dragonball Z: Resurrection F" was f@cking awesome, although I have to admit that part of me suspects I'm critiquing the experience more than the actual movie. I saw this in theaters with an energetic crowd and their enthusiasm was contagious. -
“The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror April 23, 2015"The Scorpion King 4" is just a bad movie that tries to hide its badness with wacky hijinks, which only makes it worse. -
“Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror April 2, 2015F@ck you! -
“Retro Puppet Master (1999)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror March 31, 2015"Retro Puppet Master" sucks, but I guess I have to concede that it's a step up from its predecessor. -
“Ragnarok (2013)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror January 7, 2015Whether I stamp my seal of approval on "Ragnarok" or not, you should consider the possibility that your own definition of 'family friendly' might not coincide with the opinions of Norway, netflix or myself. I was surprised at how scary this monster flick could be, but I can't embrace it as a definite success thanks to its reliance on obnoxious cliches.