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“Crimson Peak (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 18, 2015

"Crimson Peak" might be wearing a very attractive dress, but it's only to distract you from how ordinary it is...
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“Skin Trade (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 15, 2015

When I first heard about "Skin Trade", my immediate thought was: "Is this a step up for Dolph Lundgren? Or a step down for Tony Jaa"?. Nevertheless, I was intrigued to see the two martial artists collide and my mouth began to water as the cast expanded. Ron Perlman, Peter Weller and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa are awesome enough as it is, but Michael Jai White too? I'm...I'm pretty sure I just came a little...
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“Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith (2005)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 11, 2015

"Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith" only seems like a good film because it followed two significantly crappier films, but I was willing to join the dark side of the review and accept it as the only worthy prequel.
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“NXT TakeOver: Respect (2015)” review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 9, 2015

MartialHorror cuts a PROMO on WWE "NXT TakeOver: Respect"!
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“Attack on Titan: Part 1 (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 4, 2015

"Attack on Titan: Part 1" won't likely satisfy anyone, as it's a weak adaptation, a weak standalone film and doesn't excel in the action or horror departments. But it's not unwatchable either and can even be enjoyable with the right crowd.
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“The Green Inferno (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 30, 2015

I didn't think "The Green Inferno" excelled as a movie, as a horror movie or as an Italian-styled Cannibal movie. I don't really hate it, but I almost feel like that is worse, as it shows how detached and uninterested I was. I've enjoyed talking about it, but I felt very little while watching it.
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“House of Traps (1982)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 26, 2015

"House of Traps" is very homoerotic.
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WWE “Night of Champions (2015)” review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 22, 2015

MartialHorror cuts a PROMO on WWE's "Night of Champions (2015)".
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“The Brood (1979)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 18, 2015

"The Brood" is an...odd kind of movie, as it fits my definition of 'good' and potentially even achieved greatness, but it's not for everyone...or maybe even for anyone.
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“The Visit (2015)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 13, 2015

While "The Visit" contains many flaws, I do feel like M. Night Shyamalan has learned from most of his mistakes. I felt the passion, focus and energy behind the camera, restoring my hope that maybe...maybe...M. Night isn't a hack who just lucked out. Maybe...
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