COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER — “Hatchet (2006-2017)”
“Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)” movie review
COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER — “Ernest P. Worrell (1986-1998)”
COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER – “Suspiria (1977-2018)”
COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER – “Carnosaur (1993-2006)”
“Godzilla 3: Planet Eater (2018)” movie review.
MartialHorror’s perfect opinions of 2018 movies.
“Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)” movie review.
“Puppet Master: Axis Termination (2017)” movie review.
The Corpses of Dead Reviews: Martial-Arts
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August 11, 2019
MartialHorror reviews the "Hatchet (2006-2017)" film series!
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June 1, 2019
MartialHorror reviews "Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)"!!!
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May 5, 2019
MartialHorror reviews the "Ernest P. Worrell (1986-1998)" film series!
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March 4, 2019
MartialHorror reviews the "Suspiria (1977-2018)" film series, the film series you might not even know exists!
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February 1, 2019
MartialHorror reviews the illustrious "Carnosaur" film-series!
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January 14, 2019
MartialHorror reviews "Godzilla: Planet Eater (2018)", the conclusion of the Godzilla anime trilogy...
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January 1, 2019
MartialHorror talks about his favorite and least favorite movies of 2018!
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December 18, 2018
"Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich" can't undo all of the emotional damage that the brand has inflicted upon me...Nothing can...But it is a pretty fun B-movie, designed to entertain bad people such as myself.
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December 6, 2018
I feel like I can accurately judge "Puppet Master: Axis Termination" as the PIECE OF SHIT IT REALLY IS...not?
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December 1, 2018
When I launched my mini-reviews page, the intention was for me to re-upload the original reviews from my old freewebs website, although I started discussing other movies as well. Over time, the mini-reviews section has become bloated and unwieldy, so I’ve decided to archive my original works as a separate entity. They will be divided between martial arts and horror, with the ‘mini-reviews’ being dedicated to new critiques. If you remember my ancient writings, I went through a lot of bizarre phases. My earliest works were crude and they eventually turned derivative of other online critics, before I adopted a ‘longer is better’ trend. Everything posted here will be an abridged, polished version of my original writing. I might re-watch some of my original subjects and have entirely different thoughts. I’m chronically embarrassed by all of my old contributions to film criticism, so I don’t count a lot of these as ‘official reviews’ anymore. Hence, the title- “THE CORPSES OF DEAD REVIEWS: MARTIAL-ARTS” Try not to be morbid and gawk! 300 (2007) King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) leads 300 Spartans to face the entire army of Persia, who seek to conquer the entirety of Greece, in this fictional version of the historic battle. I remember being unimpressed with the trailers for “300”, as it looked incredibly hokey, but the early reviews managed to get me a little pumped up. I was still not expecting this to be one of my favorite films of 2007 and it seemed like all of my...