1. “Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear (2013)” movie review.

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    "Ninja II: Shadow of a Tear", might have a snicker inducing, pretentious title and it might not have the meatiest of plots, but it's wonderfully paced and the action scenes are PHENOMENAL. It improves on the strengths of "Ninja", while making a point to correct its weaknesses.
  2. “El Gringo (2012)” movie review.

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    I HATED “El Gringo”. It is one of those special films where everything is so obnoxious that it becomes unnecessary to criticize the braindead love story, the clichéd plot twists, the Mexican stereotypes and the unoriginal story…because there is SO much more to hate about this movie. Scott Adkins, I do still love you, but this sucked.
  3. “Stag Night (2008)” movie review.

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    “Stag Night” represents everything wrong with modern day horror. But do you know what’s even worse than being a shitty horror flick? It's being a shitty horror flick that has little-to-no excuse as to why it’s shitty.
  4. “Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)” movie review.

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    "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" is insane. Yeah, I know I've said that about movies before, but I was being liberal with that definition. I had just meant past films were wild and chaotic. "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" is less the 'wild and chaotic' version of insanity, and more the...'it cuts off its penis and presents it to you as a gift' kind of insane.