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“V/H/S/2 (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ February 8, 2014

“V/H/S/2” mastered the formula of its predecessor, being incredibly well paced- a rarity for any anthology- and improved the quality of each individual short, while making sure the tone was consistent. It also helps that the film is pretty scary.
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The Worst Movies of 2013- which deserve to be impaled anus through mouth.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 10, 2014

So I was looking through the list of 2013 theatrical releases and my heart sank as suspicions were confirmed: This year sucked when it came to its cinematic output.
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“The Last Winter (2006)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ September 13, 2013

When "The Last Winter" works, it really is a very moody, spooky little thriller. The ambiance, the ambitious cinematography, haunting imagery and the strange performances brought some chills down my spine, making me want to love this. Unfortunately, for every kiss it gave me, it also had the tendency to knee me in the groin and I don't find that to be a very erotic experience. When it fails, "The Last Winter" is...bad. Sometimes even very bad.
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“You’re Next (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ August 25, 2013

During my viewing, my opinions were constantly at war with each-other. Was I watching a bad movie that happened to have flashes of brilliance? Or a good movie which was making some severe missteps? After it was over, I pondered as to what I had just watched. Then I pondered some more. After hours of tearing my imaginary hair out in frustrated contemplation, I came to my conclusion. "You're Next" just wasn't worth stressing out over. It's not a very good movie, in spite of what the critics AND itself seems to think.
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