1. “Dragon Tiger Gate (2006)” movie review.

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    "Dragon Tiger Gate" enflamed my wrath not because it's terrible (it's not), but because it tricked me into thinking that I would be entertained. The first act is pretty awesome, but just as you let its warmth wash over you, the second act arrives and it's numbingly cold...and then the third act drenches you with piss and semen.
  2. “The Amazing Spiderman (2012)” movie review.

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    "The Amazing Spider-Man" was somehow even being more shameless by claiming that it was the untold story. Er, sorry movie, but this story was told 10 years ago and this reboot isn't THAT different. Still, it almost bothers me that "The Amazing Spider-Man" did not suck. I can't make an example out of it because it is surprisingly well made, possibly even inspired.
  3. “The Avengers (2012)” movie review.

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    “The Avengers” could NOT allow itself to fail, for doing so would bring the wrath of millions of angry virgins upon the filmmakers. It must've been just as terrifying as it would be exciting. Yet they should not worry, as “The Avengers” was...freaking...AMAZING! This movie left me squealing like a little fanboy, and I've never even read the comics!