"Saw IV" is reasonably entertaining if you just want to see people die in cruel ways, but by now everything that made the previous entries unique has become clichéd and this movie doesn't want to take any risks...
"Unleashed" (starring Jet Li) has a special place in my heart because it's one of the few successful examples of a martial arts movie reaching out to a different crowd and satisfying everyone in the process.
Regardless of whether the writers, directors, actors, editors, cinematographers or producers have any talent or skill, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is not a real movie. It's a two hour long commercial for the tie-in merchandise, which we're supposed to buy.
"Dragon Tiger Gate" enflamed my wrath not because it's terrible (it's not), but because it tricked me into thinking that I would be entertained. The first act is pretty awesome, but just as you let its warmth wash over you, the second act arrives and it's numbingly cold...and then the third act drenches you with piss and semen.