1. Mini-Reviews!!!!!!

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    MARTIALHORROR REVIEWS VIDEO GAMES, EXCEPT REPLACE THE VIDEO GAMES WITH OTHER MOVIES THAT AREN'T MARTIAL ARTS OR HORROR BASED!!!
  2. “Dragon Blade (2015)” movie review.

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    When I heard that Jackie Chan and John Cusack were co-starring in a movie together, my immediate response was "Huh?". When I subsequently discovered that their odd collaboration would be in a Roman Legion epic, my immediate response was "HUH!?!".
  3. “The Objective (2008)” movie review.

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    "The Objective"- from one of the guys who directed "The Blair Witch Project"- kept my attention for awhile, but I quickly realized that the story wasn't going anywhere and the suspense was being wasted, although I did laugh at some of the special effects.
  4. “Re-cycle (2006)” movie review.

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    "Re-cycle" is the Pang Brothers' ("The Eye", "Bangkok Dangerous") Magnum Opus, highlighting their strengths and weaknesses so definitively that I almost feel like by reviewing this, I'm reviewing everything else they've done.