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Review Holocaust: Freewebs is a douche.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 16, 2014

Freewebs has declared war on MartialHorror, who has valiantly chosen to...run away.
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“The Raid 2: Berandal (2014)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 13, 2014

Now, if you are a fan of "The Raid: Redemption", or you're one of its few detractors, I want you to throw all those feelings out when approaching the sequel. Because even though "The Raid 2" has the title and some of the same characters and a hard-on for gory fight sequences, they are VASTLY different movies.
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“The Bone Snatcher (2003)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 11, 2014

“The Bone Snatcher” is NOT a good movie, but I was surprised that I enjoyed it as much as I did. It deserves its spankings, but it was a nice throwback to the creature features of old.
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“Dragonball Z: Bojack Unbound (1993)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 8, 2014

"Bojack Unbound" is interesting because it has everything I like and dislike about the Dragonball Z serial flicks. The film contains an intense civil war between bad and good, with the winner depending entirely on the viewers personal preferences. But even though it's really uneven, at least it stands out.
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“Dragonball Z: Broly- The Legendary Super Saiyan (1993)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 5, 2014

“Dragonball Z: Broly- The Legendary Super Saiyan” feels like a legitimate movie, fleshing out its story and characters enough to make the mindless action not seem so mindless.
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“Dragonball Z: Super Android 13! (1992)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 2, 2014

"Dragonball Z: Super Android 13!" is the only serial film that doesn't just ignore the established continuity...It urinates acid onto it, creating holes that will mind rape us fans. That sounds pretty bad, right? Oddly, no. This film is just unpretentious fun, showcasing nothing but Goku, Trunks and Vegeta participating in thoroughly enjoyable battles.
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“The Roost (2005)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 29, 2014

“The Roost” does boast an admittedly unsettling atmosphere and it even has a handful of decent scares, but it’s hard to be invested when it looks like the actors might fall asleep at any moment.
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“Dragonball Z: The Return of Cooler (1992)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 26, 2014

"The Return of Cooler" actually does boast a truly awesome premise, but instead of fleshing out what could've been an engaging story, it rushes to the fight scenes. The action itself is acceptable, but the movie constantly beat me over the head with its wasted ideas, souring the experience.
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“Dragonball Z: Cooler’s Revenge (1991)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 23, 2014

Yet "Cooler's Revenge" works better upon second viewing because it isn't accompanied by the deadweight hype. On its own merits, it's briskly paced and excelled in the action department, so I was thoroughly entertained.
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“Dragonball Z: Lord Slug (1991)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 19, 2014

While viewing "Dragonball Z: Lord Slug", I felt like I was watching a two episode filler arc whose only purpose was to kill time so the manga could catch up. Hell, this felt even more fillery than The Garlic Jr Saga, which WAS a short filler arc whose only purpose was to kill time so the manga could catch up.
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