1. “Lake Placid (1999)” movie review.

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    Studios would cram obnoxious attempts at humor down our throats, would flaunt gratuitous and poorly rendered CGI and play it incredibly safe so that they would not offend its viewers by killing off a likable character. These films were often bad, but they’d poke fun at their own badness, which confused people into thinking ‘bad’ was suddenly ‘good’. It was a dark time for horror. It was…the 90’s *cue dramatic music*. Enter “Lake Placid”, a killer Crocodile flick that would represent everything I loathe about the dreaded decade.
  2. “Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992)” review

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    "Hellraiser" month has begun! Why Hellraiser? Why March? My Birthday is March 10 and as a birthday present to myself, I've decided that every March I will exclusively watch everything that I wish to watch. The reason why "Hellraiser" gets to be the theme is it's one of the few horror franchises that I haven't fully explored. I pretty much stopped when they sent Pinhead to space and the rest of the films toiled in the hell known as 'direct-to-DVD'. Much to my surprise, after that is when things started getting interesting for Pinhead. So I decided that it was time for me and Pinhead to get chummy again. Although granted, maybe starting off with "Hellraiser 3" was a bad idea.