Mr. Blomkamp, I might be the only one coating you in a layer of semen this time around...but at least you have my semen..."Elysium" was a very orgasmic experience.
"Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" is insane. Yeah, I know I've said that about movies before, but I was being liberal with that definition. I had just meant past films were wild and chaotic. "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" is less the 'wild and chaotic' version of insanity, and more the...'it cuts off its penis and presents it to you as a gift' kind of insane.