Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ August 14, 2016

Yet despite "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" embodying everything I love about surreal filmmaking, it...sucks...It really, really sucks...embodying everything I also hate about surreal filmmaking.
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“Dracula Untold (2014)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ October 12, 2014

"Dracula Untold" is definitely a case of style over substance, except the style itself is pretty underwhelming.
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MartialHorror’s Top 10 Most Read Reviews (2014).

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 8, 2014

MartialHorror reveals the "Top 10 Most Read Reviews (2014)" from his website, which does not contain any actual bitfisting...but it does contain penetration via chop sticks.
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“Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 28, 2013

If you think the premise seems too silly, you will not like "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". If like me, you can't help but squeal at the idea, then you should like "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". It offers exactly what the title promises. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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MartialHorror’s Top 10 Most Read Reviews (2013).

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 9, 2013

MartialHorror discusses his Top 10 most popular reviews, his most egotistical work yet!
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“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ June 24, 2012

Abraham Lincoln must free the slaves to stop the vampires from feeding upon them and somehow, the movie is believable at telling this story, which makes me laugh that much more.
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