1. “Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2010)” movie review.

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    "Attack of the Vegan Zombies" is as strange as it sounds. It never ceases in delivering daft ideas and is surprisingly well made, despite the low budget. It's just a shame that the flick sabotages itself by trying too hard to be funny, when it was only funny when it was trying to be serious.
  2. “Uninvited (1988)” movie review.

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    When I read the premise, I immediately became intrigued. A monster-kitty starts eating criminals on a yacht? Hell yeah! Of course, any film buff knows that the cooler the premise, the stupider the movie. Did "Uninvited" fall victim to this? Yes, but it's FREAKING AWESOME for it. Okay, maybe I'm getting a little too excited. It's not 'freaking awesome' as much as it's 'freaking tolerable' because of the badness.
  3. “Don’t Answer The Phone! (1980)” movie review.

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    “Don't Answer the Phone!” is a bad movie. It's a really bad movie, but it's almost enjoyable in the same way that “Blood Feast” and “Troll 2” are. You just can't help laughing at it and I suppose some entertainment value is better than a bore-fest. But children, remember that the key word is 'almost'.
  4. “DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)” movie review.

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    Is it a good movie? Hell no, but I had a lot of fun with it. That's more than I can say about “Tekken”, “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” or “Mortal Kombat 2”, all of which might've been technically superior (well, maybe not the latter), but were a lot more generic and boring.