The Top 10 most “Carnosaur” movies of 2017.
Posted by MartialHorror
January 3, 2018
MartialHorror gives his list of his Top 10 favorite movies of 2017!
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The Top 9 Movies That Tried to Redeem 2016.
Posted by MartialHorror January 15, 2017I was originally going to write a foreword about how 2016 was a terrible year, but I am already sick of hearing that, so I’m going to embrace a different perspective. 2016 was an…interesting…learning experience. On a personal level- the year drew attention to my strengths, weaknesses, potential, limitations and unhealthy obsession with the “Carnosaur” trilogy.…
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The Top 8 Movies of 2015 that will bear the children of MartialHorror
Posted by MartialHorror January 5, 2016What were MartialHorror's favorite films of 2015? And can his writings get any weirder? -
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror December 23, 2015"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" was a lot of fun, even though I don't believe we have a classic on our hands. -
“Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith (2005)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror October 11, 2015"Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith" only seems like a good film because it followed two significantly crappier films, but I was willing to join the dark side of the review and accept it as the only worthy prequel. -
“Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror September 3, 2015"Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones" is just 'better' than "The Phantom Menace"...albeit in the same way that being kicked in the balls is 'better' than castration... -
“Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace (1999)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror August 12, 2015If "Star Wars: Episode 1- The Phantom Menace" isn't as bad as everyone says it is, that's only because it is worse. Far...far...worse... -
“Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi (1983)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror July 24, 2015The problem is that "The Empire Strikes Back" had better editing, cinematography, direction, dialogue, acting and everything. It set the bar so high that I have to be careful not to sound too negative when speaking of the third entry, as "Return of the Jedi" feels so inferior in comparison- even though it's pretty good in almost every way. -
“Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back (1980)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror July 2, 2015"The Empire Strikes Back" is the perfect continuation of the "Star Wars" saga, fleshing out the Universe and developing the characters, while offering superior effects, cinematography, writing, acting and direction. -
“Jurassic World (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror June 14, 2015"Jurassic World" isn't bad and can be enjoyed as long as you aren't expecting anything exceptional. I was expecting something exceptional...