"Puppet Master 5" is technically superior to its predecessor, moving from 'hilariously terrible' to...just 'terrible'...Damn it! I can't even laugh at the badness anymore. Instead I just have to be bored.
I am currently on my knees, hands clasped, giving you the best puppy dog eyes I can muster. You see, I enjoyed "The Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines". One might ask: "So what?". Well, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the entire world who actually appreciates this movie.