2013

“The Wolverine (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ July 28, 2013

"The Wolverine" took our awesome hero, who claws ass and causes all sorts of mayhem, and then puts him in a... soap opera?! THE FUCK!? I'm so baffled that I forgot to censor myself!
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“The Conjuring (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ July 21, 2013

“The Conjuring” made me giddy, excited, scared and caused me to yell “Bring me my brown pants!”, much to the consternation of my fellow viewers.
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“Mama (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ July 18, 2013

The main problem with “Mama” though is that in terms of story, it’s the same old shit that we’ve seen in every other paranormal flick out there. The only parts which leave an impression- the weird attempts at humor and the sudden transition from horror to fantasy- only stand out because they don't work.
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“World War Z (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ June 22, 2013

Now that I've seen "World War Z", I'm still not entirely sure how I'm supposed to feel. It's entertaining, with flashes of brilliance. But I also think it could've been more.
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“Evil Dead (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 7, 2013

When it came to delivering horror set pieces, I thought “Evil Dead” was above average. It’s not as scary as the original, but...well, that was MY biggest issue. I couldn’t help but compare it to Sam Raimi’s film, which I adore.
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“Dark Skies (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ February 24, 2013

"Dark Skies" isn't a disaster. I almost wish it was, because then I would've at least felt...something about it. This is not a bad movie, but all of its successes tie in too closely with its failures, dragging the feature down into the deep pits of "meh".
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“Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 28, 2013

If you think the premise seems too silly, you will not like "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". If like me, you can't help but squeal at the idea, then you should like "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". It offers exactly what the title promises. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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MartialHorror’s Top 10 Most Read Reviews (2013).

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 9, 2013

MartialHorror discusses his Top 10 most popular reviews, his most egotistical work yet!
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“Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 6, 2013

"Texas Chainsaw 3D" isn't unwatchable, but it's not worth watching either. It's never a good sign when your fellow audience members are laughing at the parts that are supposed to be scary.
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