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“Zombieland (2009)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ April 1, 2017

RE-REVIEW: "Zombieland" is one of the few zombie flicks that I'd recommend to everyone.
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The “Daimajin (1966)” trilogy reviews.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 17, 2017

MartialHorror reviews the "Daimajin" trilogy- "Daimajin", "Return of Daimajin" and "Daimajin Strikes Again", all of which are known for combining samurai drama with....Kaiju Eiga? Samurai Vs Giant Monsters? HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS AWESOMENESS BEFORE!?
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“Kong: Skull Island (2017)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 11, 2017

"Kong: Skull Island" is a highly entertaining creature feature, but isn't striving to be the dramatic tragedy that the original "King Kong" was, so should not be judged as such.
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“Lifeforce (1985)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ March 7, 2017

“Lifeforce” has its moments and sports some great visuals. But Hooper's vision seems to have been lost underneath heaps of bad writing, convoluted subplots and bad actors.
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COMPULSIVE FRANCHISE DISORDER- “Underworld” (2003-2017)

Posted by MartialHorror
/ February 12, 2017

MartialHorror rants about "Underworld: Blood Wars".
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“Rings (2017)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ February 6, 2017

MartialHorror rants about "Rings (2017)"...Can't I just retire in peace?
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The Top 10 Donald Trumpiest movies of 2016- now with 10% less sexual misconduct!

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 28, 2017

MartialHorror discusses what he considers to be the worst films of 2016!
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The Top 9 Movies That Tried to Redeem 2016.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ January 15, 2017

I was originally going to write a foreword about how 2016 was a terrible year, but I am already sick of hearing that, so I’m going to embrace a different perspective. 2016 was an…interesting…learning experience. On a personal level- the year drew attention to my strengths, weaknesses, potential, limitations and unhealthy obsession with the “Carnosaur” trilogy.…
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“Holidays (2016)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ December 20, 2016

"Holidays" teaches us how difficult it is to make a successful anthology, for even though it boasts a decent collection of talented filmmakers, none of them really seem to know how these kinds of movies work...or how short films work...or even how the horror genre works...
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“Rise of the Legend (2014)” movie review.

Posted by MartialHorror
/ December 14, 2016

"Rise of the Legend" asks the question of 'Can sheer entertainment value overcome any obstacle?'. There are so many problems with this movie and I still had a lot of fun with it, so...yes...it can...and in hindsight, that is a pretty stupid question considering that cinema mostly exists for our entertainment.
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