“Rings (2017)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror
February 6, 2017
MartialHorror rants about "Rings (2017)"...Can't I just retire in peace?
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The Top 10 Donald Trumpiest movies of 2016- now with 10% less sexual misconduct!
Posted by MartialHorror January 28, 2017MartialHorror discusses what he considers to be the worst films of 2016! -
The Top 9 Movies That Tried to Redeem 2016.
Posted by MartialHorror January 15, 2017I was originally going to write a foreword about how 2016 was a terrible year, but I am already sick of hearing that, so I’m going to embrace a different perspective. 2016 was an…interesting…learning experience. On a personal level- the year drew attention to my strengths, weaknesses, potential, limitations and unhealthy obsession with the “Carnosaur” trilogy.…
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“Holidays (2016)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror December 20, 2016"Holidays" teaches us how difficult it is to make a successful anthology, for even though it boasts a decent collection of talented filmmakers, none of them really seem to know how these kinds of movies work...or how short films work...or even how the horror genre works... -
“Rise of the Legend (2014)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror December 14, 2016"Rise of the Legend" asks the question of 'Can sheer entertainment value overcome any obstacle?'. There are so many problems with this movie and I still had a lot of fun with it, so...yes...it can...and in hindsight, that is a pretty stupid question considering that cinema mostly exists for our entertainment. -
“Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror November 30, 2016"Tremors 5" is actually a decent sequel, which might sound like an impossible sentence to form after you discover that Jamie Kennedy and the guy who directed "Lake Placid: The Final Chapter", "Who's Your Caddy?", "Kindergarten Cop 2", "Sniper: Legacy", "Sniper: Ghost Shooter", "Jarhead 2: They'll Make A Sequel Out Of Anything" are both involved, yet it is. -
“Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror November 24, 2016"Tremors 4: The Legend Begins" is...OK, at least in parts. When I rented it in 2004, I was underwhelmed, but I think it has gotten a little better with age. -
“Kill Zone 2 (2015)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror November 17, 2016"Kill Zone 2" is definitely a sequel to "Kill Zone", sharing similar strengths and weaknesses. -
“Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror November 11, 2016"Tremors 3: Back to Perfection" is not very good, but at least the cast seems to be having fun and I do believe the filmmakers tried their best with very little to work with. -
“Never Back down: No Surrender (2016)” movie review.
Posted by MartialHorror October 30, 2016"Never Back Down: No Surrender" finally puts the spotlight on Case Walker, giving us the protagonist we've always deserved in a movie that doesn't really deserve him as the protagonist.